Ah Smutty Christmas Books- Christmas: the season of cozy sweaters, hot cocoa, and…let’s be real, more than a few questionable holiday-themed romance novels.
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You’ve got classics like A Christmas Carol and The Nutcracker, but we all know what the season really calls for—steamy, over-the-top Christmas romances that toss subtlety out with the snow. That’s right; I’m talking about the “smutty Christmas books” trope. You know, the ones that ask, “What if Santa wasn’t just jolly but also, uh, jacked?”
This year, it’s all about spicy elves, seductive Santas, and maybe a Krampus or two. And let’s not forget the trope that has no business making sense but we all love anyway: holiday kidnappings (don’t worry, it’s consensual…eventually). So grab your holiday drink of choice (spiked eggnog is highly recommended), cozy up, and prepare for the list that will change your Christmas reading forever.
What’s the Deal with Smutty Christmas Books?
Let’s break down the “smutty Christmas book” phenomenon for a second. We’ve all seen the charming Hallmark movies where the small-town baker finds love with the big-city guy. That’s cute and all, but sometimes we need more than a chaste kiss under the mistletoe. Enter smutty Christmas books—a genre where authors throw caution (and clothing) to the wind, creating stories that are as spicy as a gingerbread latte with extra cinnamon.
In smutty Christmas books, authors take holiday cheer and mix it with a heavy dose of naughty. These stories often feature holiday icons—Santa, elves, Krampus (yes, Krampus)—in romantic or downright steamy situations. If you’re tired of perfect snowflakes and innocent reindeer, these stories are for you. Expect mistletoe mischief, magical…ahem, “connections,” and characters that embrace the season with their hearts, bodies, and maybe a touch of dark magic.
So without further ado, let’s get into these Smutty Christmas Books! And if you need more horror-themed entertainment choices. Go check out-
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Smutty Christmas Books to Get You in the Naughty Spirit
1. A Very Krampus Holiday by Katee Robert
Forget Santa; Krampus is here to bring the heat. This book promises a wild holiday with the mythological anti-Santa himself. You might never look at coal in your stocking the same way.
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Some holiday stories are a little darker…and sexier. This is one of those.
2. The Naughty List by Ellie Mae MacGregor
Who knew Santa kept a naughty list this spicy? Follow this adventure as a list meant to track holiday misdemeanors turns into a full-blown holiday fantasy. Perfect for those who prefer their Christmas with a side of scandal.
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Kate isn’t sure if Nikolai is the real deal, but this silver fox with big hands and thick thighs might just make her believe in Christmas miracles.
3. Tempting Klaus by Ashlee Rose
This isn’t your average Christmas story. With a Klaus who’s more temptation than saint, readers get an enticing mix of holiday magic and romance that’s as unpredictable as it is steamy.
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After broken promises, hurt and one too many wines, Belle confesses all. Truths are shed.
Though not to her husband.
But her father-in-law.
Lines begin to fade and blur leaving Belle wondering if her marriage is all she thought it was.
Klaus looks at her like he would have no trouble taking her from under his son’s nose. There’s only one path to take, even if it’s forbidden.
4. Paddled by Krampus by Harley LaRoux
When holiday romance and paddling mix, you get this unconventional love story. Punished by the holiday’s scariest mascot, the heroine finds that Krampus might just be what her holiday spirit needs.
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Alvina is a very bad girl. Instead of learning magic from her kind Master Jareth, she naps during lessons, lies, and steals his magic potions. When she overhears Jareth speak of his miraculous pleasure potion, she can’t resist stealing some for herself. In the dead of night she guzzles the brew, and is overwhelmed with uncontrollable magical orgasms.
Unlucky for her, Krampus – the monstrous punisher of the wicked – is wandering the woods on the night of her deceitful deed, and decides to punish her for her misbehavior.
5. Tinsel & Tentacles by Kate McDarris
Move over, elves—this holiday romance involves an unexpected monster twist. With tinsel, tentacles, and a whole lot of holiday mischief, it’s the perfect blend of fantasy and festive spice.
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Tinsel & Tentacles is a 20k word fantasy romance intended exclusively for an adult audience.
It contains explicit language and graphic depictions of steamy open door romance with three adults, six arms, four legs, eight tentacles, and…
No partridge in a pear tree. That would have made things awkward. As always, please read responsibly and practice safe hex!
6. Trick Shot by Kayla Grosse
This holiday novella blends sports romance with Christmas magic, featuring a heroine and a hero who give the season a whole new meaning. Because what’s Christmas without a little court-side passion?
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In “Trick Shot,” a spicy MMF Christmas novella, Leo, Riley, and Jace embark on a passionate and unconventional romance that challenges societal norms. As they navigate their desires and explore the boundaries of their connection, they discover that love knows no bounds, especially during the enchanting holiday season.
7. 12 Days of Smutmas by Dana Leeann
This collection of short stories offers everything from mistletoe hookups to full-blown winter romances. The perfect smutty countdown to Christmas, one spicy story for each day leading up to the 25th.
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Twelve holiday-themed short stories filled with spice and everything nice. Each story is unique, containing their own variety of characters and plots.
Read one short story a day for twelve days to complete the 12 Days of Smutmas.
8. Elf’d by Ginger Kane
A holiday tale featuring an elf who takes “spreading cheer” to new heights. Get ready for a romance that blends magic, passion, and a little elvish charm.
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This cheeky 6500 word short is full of hot, steamy sex with a monstrously enormous and festively feral fae whose tongue tastes just as sweet as it sounds.
9. Cookies N’ Cream by Latrexa Nova
Baked goods meet bedroom chemistry in this story that’s as sweet as it is spicy. Perfect for readers who believe love and cookies are the best way to celebrate the season.
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This erotic winter’s tale features an old school witch who just wants a winter bacchanal, a snooty-lou-who neighbor with a secret, and her secret bad boy dom with a dash of enemies-to-lovers. A little bit of spice, submission, and everything naughty nice.
10. Sacked & Sleighed by Aurelia Knight
A novella that’s equal parts sexy and festive, featuring a sleigh ride you won’t forget. If you’re craving something short, hot, and holiday-themed, this is your ride.
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Sacked and Sleighed is a dark Christmas romance loosely connected to the Stolen Obsessions series. This is a novella, heavily smutty, and doesn’t connect major plot points. Please check the content warning before reading.
11. An Entangled Christmas by Kylie Kent
This steamy Christmas romance has all the entanglements you could hope for. With mistletoe mix-ups and romance on every page, it’s the perfect holiday escapade.
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Come and spend Christmas with the Williamson’s and McKinley’s
The kids are grown and getting into all sorts of trouble!
12. Silent Night by M.L. Philpitt
A darker twist on holiday romance, this book is perfect for those who prefer a mix of intrigue and passion in their Christmas tales. Silent Night? More like smoldering night.
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People are greedy, and Christmas intensifies this to sickening heights. Most don’t need the stuff they ask for—but I do. Which is why, while families enjoy their holiday cheer and traditions, they don’t see me slip in and out of their homes, snatching their possessions.
This house should be like all the others. I’ve watched and planned. When the residents announce a last-minute vacation, it becomes entirely too easy. In, out, and it’ll be over.
Until it isn’t. Until she catches me in the house. But this isn’t the first time she’s seen me.
She thinks it’s a coincidence. I say it’s fate. And now, I understand why people get spoiled during this time of year.
Because now, there’s one more thing I want to steal. One thing I’m growing too obsessed with, too greedy for to release.
Her.
13. Unscrooged by Charlotte Fox
A funny, spicy twist on A Christmas Carol, featuring a holiday grump and a love interest who’s determined to break through that icy exterior. Expect holiday laughs, romance, and the holiday spirit with an edge.
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Unscrooged by the Monsters is an erotic short that weaves an enchanting narrative of self-discovery, love, and the magic of Christmas, making it a must-read addition to the Paranormal Reverse Harem series.
14. Tangled in Tinsel by Trillina Pucci
This book offers festive romance with a sultry twist. Think holiday decorations, flirtatious mishaps, and chemistry as electric as holiday lights.
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Imagine being snowed in with four hot successful men.
P.S. they’ve all played the hero in too many of your naughtiest dreams.
Problem is, you work for them, and that makes them off-limits.
Except now they’re looking at you like you’re Santa’s cookies.
15. Frisky The Snowman by Lauren Biel
This Christmas romance features a quirky, adorable snowman and a human love interest who can’t resist his charm. It’s the kind of festive fun that’s perfect for December.
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In winter’s embrace, I revel in the snow, sculpting whimsical snowmen that bring joy to my chilly solitude. But beneath the frosty gaze of winter, an unexpected admirer emerges with an obsession that ignites the season’s spice. As Frisky the Snowman takes on a life of his own, a frosty liaison unfolds, turning a wintry fantasy into a sizzling Christmas affair.
16. Kidnapped By Krampus by Emily Shore
A romance wrapped in trauma healing and holiday cheer, this novel explores holiday love with unexpected depth, delivering spice and emotional payoff in equal measure.
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Kidnapped by the Krampus includes spicy content recommended for mature readers. Trauma healing is also a prominent theme.
WARNING: You will never see eggnog the same way again.
17. Mr. Jingle by Layla Fae
Santa may have been naughty, but the characters in this book are naughtier. Expect a festive twist on classic tropes with a Claus who’s as appealing as he is magical.
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Mr. Jingle has been trapped for millennia, his only entertainment the faces flashing outside his prison, all as indifferent as snowflakes, all as cold.
Until her.
18. Satan by Layla Fae
Add a little danger to your holiday romance with this tale of mistaken identity, secrets, and passion. Tinsel Trouble proves the season’s magic is best served hot.
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This holiday erotic novella is 25k word long and a standalone. It contains SUGAR COOKIES and is for adult audiences only.
19. Under the Mistletoe by Meghan Quinn
19. Holiday Bound by Beth Kery
A laugh-out-loud holiday romance with heat, humor, and heart. If you’re in the mood for Christmas chemistry that doesn’t skimp on laughs, this is your book.
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Alex realizes the acid truth. This is no warm family visit. His father’s latest conquest is none other than the woman of Alex’s sexual fantasies, meant only to dangle tauntingly in front of his face. At least an unexpected blizzard has frozen his father out of the picture entirely.
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A smutty christmas book with a twist when she teams up with Krampus, a cheeky Christmas monster with a knack for both mischief and romance. In this hilariously hot monster romcom
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Get ready for an erotic holiday treat that transcends the ordinary, blending steamy encounters with the joyous spirit of Christmas in a tale that is both naughty and nice.
Is It Hot In Here?
And there you have it—20 Christmas books that go way beyond the wholesome holiday tales you grew up with. Whether you’re into seductive Santas, lovable elves, or even monster romance, there’s something here to heat up even the coldest of winter nights. Because let’s face it, sometimes a cozy fireplace and eggnog just aren’t enough to get into the holiday spirit.
So, grab one of these novels, pour yourself a holiday drink, and prepare to spend Christmas in the steamiest, most chaotic way possible. Who needs carolers when you have pages of smoldering, holiday-themed passion?
Let the countdown to a very spicy Christmas begin! Whether you’ve been naughty or nice, these books are sure to make the season bright…or at least make you blush.
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